Varrience CDO could potentially use IP banning, though I really doubt it.
And "dark" inasmuch as it really was not meant to exist in any way whatsoever on CDO. When I was using CDO, I could have used that method, but I instead opted to push the limits of CDO, not break past them, for example with things like Fibre (of which, alas! I lost the project link and thus cannot give you the source code), which was a client-server networking library built only upon keyValues and not exterior servers.
Also, I noticed something pretty funny. We have cdo-firebase-storage, so why hasn't anyone like you or @Letti42 ever tried to make a rapid client-server thing based solely on that? Client sets a keyValue, server reads it, sets another response keyValue, and you have a good scheme. Maybe try it?