I am going to start a holy crusade against furries, they must be eliminated, because they are all trying to convert us to furrism the worst type of religion where you warship the furry god, cone wolf, we must eliminate them at all cost, transcendence is inevitable, but furrism is not coming with, furrism is a plot to overthrow the government by making the court into zoophiles and then take the senators and president to a illegal black site where they will be tortured via, being forced to watch furrys dancing for hours on end and then they will be replaced by the people who believe in furrism, then they will force everyone to have a mandatory gay marrage and convert EVERYONE into furries, come with me brothers, the USA is not safe anymore, we must make it safe again by removing furrism everywhere, for our sake.

(note for mods: this is a copy-pasta, everything here i said, I don't mean it, this is just for the sake of someone having a laugh, although i will still be doing a holy crusade.)

why ya callin me out? like bro what did i do

where are you crusading to, mcdonalds?

aint nobody on here fit enough to walk from England to Jerusalem

  • -wyi replied to this.
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    -wyi (like fr tho, I’m pretty sure doom guy himself owns this truck.)

      you know, its only a matter of time before some woman cheats on her husband and claims its god child

      i just want to know how many shots it took

        person that's already happened I believe. Maybe I'm thinking about a time a fat lady went on Dr. Phil saying she's pregnant and real doctors came in to examine her and they said there aint no baby there. Her excuse for that was she was pregnant with BABY JESUS CHRIST himself. she was just fat with constipation and her bowels were moving around giving the illusion of a babie's kick to her. She also came back on the show claiming eminem was her long lost father. Yeah she was "full of shit" from the beginning. heh

            cough Ummm Ima come out clean i"m really a furry no joke so yea
            so please stop with this hate furries have a life there human beings I think.. soo yeaaa

              2kChubz tbh its not that bad its societys fault (heheh im joker person now)
              i would go more into detail, but its really boring lol

                JOKINGGG HHAHAHAHAH FURIIEESS EATTT ASSSSS MOTHER FUCKASSSS

                i stand by my statement

                ive seen this
                AND IM NOT YOUR BRUH

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