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it was a mexican dude, not as tall as me but not short. he was one of those stereotypical 'punk' kids.
its a long story that ive told many times before, but im tired so ill simplify it:
me and my friend walking
we pass the mexican dude
i look at him, he responds, 'what you lookin at'
i respond with something obnoxious(i forget what)
he gets mad and starts shoving me(my friend, being relatively frail, retreats)
i proceed to call him a hobbit(he's not exactly short but im tall)
big shit talk show ensues
he throws down his backpack(i already have mine off, just coming out of the PE locker rooms)
he says he'll beat me up
i back away and start filming(in hindsight a bad move, if ya really wanna piss someone off you record them, works every time)
he gets all flustered and annoyed and pulls out his phone too and shoves it in my face
i smack his phone to the floor and quickly back away, he gets 500% angrier and starts running at me
i, not wanting to get into a fight becoz of my asian tiger mom, run away
turns out the short lil mexican punk is pretty fast, he catches up to me and tries to tackle me
plot twist ive been doing bjj for 3 years
i instinctively brace and let him tumble halfway over me with his arms flailing(he obv dont know how to fight)
i snag the underhook, pin his closer leg, pick his far leg and drive him flat
i quickly hop on top of him(going against other bjj people this is not something you simply do, but this guy had no idea what he was doing)
i put him in an ezekiel choke with my hoodie
i basically hold him there for a minute or so telling him to chill out and applying the choke whenever he tries to move
his reputation as big tough mexican guy is destroyed in front of most of the pe class(later a bunch more people cuz someone got a video)
he gets suspended, i get no punishment as i didn't instigate and am an all-around good boy
actually, pretty funny, someone got a video of it, and while i have the guy pinned down in the background you can see a teacher just kind of mosey-ing on over, like they realize that i have the fight under control.
i like to think that anytime the guy tried to act tough after that someone would bring up the fact that he got his ass kicked by the asian nerd. maybe thats what lead to him eventually bringing the gun to school and getting arrested. or maybe it was gang related. idk.
