if you stab a chicken it will spill blood
therefor, chicken is human

guys sans is a chicken confirmed

Imma stop you right there mate. Sans just lacks human skin so the blood is coming from inside his, well..., bones

NATHAN_sans ketchup

INTERNECION he just has ketchup packets in his clothes

that makes so much sense

-wyi
my brother

INTERNECION
sans drinks ketchup and we all know it stop denying us the truth

I mean canonically he drinks ketchup to get drunk but I think that's actual blood that came out of him at the end of his fight

he does what? how does he get drunk on ketchup?

person Ok first off how in the world do I even answer that question?

Mellow At this point it's up to google

person Sans built different

im sure it tastes a lot better than actual alcohol

imagine carrying around alcohol in you coat, or just straight ketchup for that matter

person He's gotta bring a nice drink with him to take a sip from every so often

but like who does that (other than the entirely of inside job?)

person sans! duh!