Story time with person b/c im bored (and too lazy too work on buy shop sell lol)

person

ok so ill do the first story then you guys can tell your own stories
So i was in death valley, and there were some hotels that were $60-$70 a night, a good deal right? well the cleaning fee was $200-$300.

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person So I was a main character for a few months. I come back after A YEAR of not being on code.org, thats when I see the original chats. And then I had such an ADVENTURE DUD. I led a team on the Smp chat code.org chat. We would help other people from threats, spammers, fakers all that jazz. We had some tough struggles. Such as, conner getting a gun pulled on him IRL by one of his bullies that left his house after they saw his sisters car. Mason's bully, Donaveen, allegedly killing someone and going to juvie/prison for it and then he got out to go confront Mason. And my biggest enemy, Babyflesh, being a sex offending pedophile, locked his brother in the closet and didnt let him out (his bro, "." or "period", came on the chat and he told us that, after I confronted Babyflesh he was like "oh I didn't know how to open it". LIKE BRO ITS YOUR HOUSE YOU ARE IN AND HOW DID PERIOD GET IN THERE????) There was drama, comedy, romance, adventure and a bunch of action dud. And none of it was roleplay. Jt was a BITCH tho, sorry no context, but jt was not part of the team and Mason's cheating ass TOXIC ass gf. Also Smp chat is one of the reasons how I met my loving gf, BAE_WOLF (real name not stated for privacy). That was a roller coaster ride of emotions. YOU HAD TO BE THERE. I have so many stories about that place. A lot that I remember VIVIDLY

person

wut

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person YES

person

ok heres another, so theres this girl who goes by lena. she is probably the sussest person on earth. she once said "I have a friend at summer came and we slept close to each other":rock_eyebrows: That was kinda sus, but the other day she said her favorite book is do you want to play with my ball's? :rock_eyebrows: And today she said, "target (the store) has targets, but what does dicks sporting goods have?" :rock_eyebrows:

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person Ok. that is actually is one way of doing. She definitely knows what she is doing.

DaniDaCoder

:rock_eyebrows:

person

:rock_eyebrows:

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So I have quite the few stories from Smp chat and the squad. Ya'll wanna read another one?

DaniDaCoder

sure

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DaniDaCoder This guy named Max was an admin on a chat called "Max chatroom". JoshyuWu, bbygirl (Josh's girlfriend), TheJuicyOrange, and Your_mom was on it. During this time me, Josh, and bby had a pact.

This pact was they can have e-sex (Josh is 11, bby is 14, so it is basically bbygirl commiting pedophilia, but I needed as much help as I could get. MAN this sounds so bad out of context), but whenever I ask for their help they better drop what they are doing and get over there (there were alot of threats on code.org back then) and if I they don't I would report every chat that they went to fuck on. Apparently this was something that they were passionate about and they both agreed on this pact.

So, I go follow them to the chat they were on and I see bby and josh pleading for their lives, while mom and Orange were sitting there confused as hell. Basically Max, a grown ass man, watched bby and josh fuck the night before, wacked off to it, took screenshots of those messages and was blackmailling bby, specifically, with them because he wanted to ruin her image. Bbygirl was popular at the time. Anyway, I am over here being a hero and I try and reason with him, but I couldn't do shit because he had those screenshots IN HAND and had them already in a code.org project for the world to see. It is an intense battle of back and forth while bby and josh are scared as hell, Orange and mom confused, and me just trying to fight for my friends because I know what those screenshots are about.

After a while this guy named firestar shows up and then BANS MAX FROM HIS OWN CHAT. We were all flabbergasted. Firestar says "Idk if he will come back, but I hacked his account so that he doesn't." Max, being petty as he was, POSTS THE PICTURES. They were up there on the first page for a good minute too. I reported the project, but I didn't know if I was fast enough. The pics were soon after removed, but to this day I still don't know how many people saw those pictures. It still kinda haunts me.

Max was a blackmailing, pedophiliac, piece of shit, man. I had to help my homies tho and I won the battle!

person

naw, pedos are when its an adult with a kid, if its two kids, then its called premature pregnancy

person

Ok so heres a story from my girlfriend. There was a gay couple that everyone in the school knew about. The kids all shipped them and everyone was happy. So naturally, they set up a marriage. However the period right before lunch, which was when the wedding was going to happen, they found one of them crying in the hallway because the other one had broken up with him. It turned out the other guy was still trying to get over his ex-girlfriend, so he broke up with him. The wedding was canceled and the entire school was sad/mad.

person

ok this is an interesting one
https://youtube.com/shorts/r7QEI8_F4Vo?feature=share

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That is actually very interesting

person

wait, my name isnt person...

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person What if my name actually was Mutual Destruction; MASSACRE?

DaniDaCoder

hello

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DaniDaCoder HEY! It's been a bit!

DaniDaCoder

yep